There’s a reason why dogs are known as Man’s Best Friend! If someone or something were to attempt to separate a man and his dog, it wouldn’t end well. That’s why when one guy’s girlfriend gave him an ultimatum: choose between her and his loyal furry companion, he was taken aback.
When the lady, who had been dating the man for four years and was ready to live together, blindsided him with her demand, he had a tough decision to make. He had to choose whether or not to move forward. As a result, he posted on Craigslist.
My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. So I have to rehome her. She is purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4-years. She likes to play games. Not trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”
So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! My dog and I want her re-homed ASAP!”